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Feb 09 2011

Five favorite breakup movies

For those spending Valentine’s Day alone, nothing feels better than watching pretty people open themselves up emotionally and then tear each others’ hearts to shreds. These modern breakup movies have all the right ingredients of lost love. Dashed idealistic hope? Yup. Public screaming matches? Oh yes. Throw in a couple mental breakdowns and some pathetic man-tears and you’ve got your lonesome a winning 2/14! 


1. Before Sunrise (1995)

A scruffy American gen-X’er (Ethan Hawke) and a idealistic French woman (Julie Delpy) meet on a train in Europe and decide to hop off together in fairytale Vienna and have a perfect 24-hour relationship before time forces them to hastily part ways. Casting aside the convenience of exchanging phone numbers or addresses, the movie ends with the lovers promising each other they’ll meet again in exactly six months in the exact same spot. Do they or don’t they? Hate to spoil the ending but the sequel Before Sunset comes out nine years later to fill in the blanks.

Best “aww, how adorable” quote:
Jesse: You know what’s the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? It’s when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they’re thinking of you. You know, you’d like to think you’re both in all this pain but they’re just like “Hey, I’m glad you’re gone”.

Could have worked if:
The idiots actually exchanged phone numbers or addresses.

Why it’s an awesome breakup movie:
Ahh, the one that got away. Let this be a lesson that being practical means you might lose your soul mate. Now let’s laugh at the smart, pretty people who just did. 

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Feb 08 2011

How to get a guy: Turn into Blake Lively

Tired of not being noticed? Looking for tips on how to get a boyfriend? While some sites suggest tricking people into thinking you’re good looking, AskMen.com has simpler advice. The first and only step you need to take to go from womp-womp to “Who DAT?” is to turn into 23-year-old Gossip Girl star Blake Lively, who was ranked at the tippy top of AskMen’s annual list of the 99 most desirable women in the world.

"I know I was in only one movie last year...in a supporting role. But Affleck directed, whatever," The Town (supporting) actress didn't say.

“I know I was in only one movie last year…in a supporting role. But Affleck directed it, and I’m super hot so whatever,” The Town actress didn’t say. 

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Feb 04 2011
To laugh often and love much… to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one’s self… this is to have succeeded.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson, 19th century transcendentalist who championed rugged individualism, freedom, and the ability for man to achieve anything.

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I need a happy ending and a new beginning/and a new fitted and some job opportunities that’s lucrative/this the real world, homie, school finished.
— Kanye West, superstar rapper, Twitter addict, and “21st century schizoid man.”  

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